Gamertell

If you want to guarantee winning a lifetime achievement award from the Golden Raspberries, directing a large number of video game to film translations is an excellent way to start. Uwe Boll, the man in the director’s chair for cinematic disasters including Alone in the Dark and House of the… Continue Reading »

Title: Postal: The Movie Price: $26.99 (DVD), $34.99 (Blu-Ray) Release Date: August 26, 2008 Studio: Vivendi Entertainment Rating: “Not Rated” (Blood, violence, mature humor, nudity, strong language and sexual themes). Pros: Surprisingly decent cinematography and funny moments. Plenty of guest appearances and carnage. Ships with full version of Postal 2… Continue Reading »

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Oh, the humanity! Uwe Boll’s trashtastic film, which famously played in an embarrassingly low number of theaters, has come out on DVD and Blu-ray. Kotaku reports that the film is packed with “features”, like an Uwe commentary, an Indiana Jones spoof starring Verne Troyer, and a copy of Postal 2… Continue Reading »

More often than not when you hear about the films House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark or In the Name of the King, there is a background of insulting murmurs of complete and utter contempt. They, and other absolutely horrid game-based movies, are either produced, written or… Continue Reading »

In a move that should surprise no one, Uwe Boll’s latest game-adapted opus, Postal, has been met with some harsh reviews. According to the New York Times, the film is “Infantile, irreverent and boorish to the max” and features jokes that span the range from “tasteless” (9/11 gags) to “tired”… Continue Reading »

Normally, we here at Cut/Scenes tolerate and/or ignore the antics of one Uwe Boll, director of terrible game movies (several of which have appeared in our lame game movie nights). We figure the man gets enough publicity for his various stunts (making terrible movies, boxing his fans), and he certainly… Continue Reading »

A petition has been created by Robert Harvey on Petition Online to attempt to stop Uwe Boll from directing, producing and writing movies. The petition officially states that the undersigned believe he should not be allowed near any kind of movie due to the damage he has already done with… Continue Reading »

If you’re into games and gaming culture at all, you’ve surely heard far too much about Uwe Boll, the director of some of the worst videogame movies ever made, including Alone in the Dark (which has the honor of being “1% fresh” on rottentomatoes.com), Bloodrayne, House of the Dead, and… Continue Reading »

We’ve all wanted to kill Uwe Boll, right? Or at the very least severely hurt him. Well gamers, rejoice - Uwe Boll will be appearing in the game Postal 3 and, according to Running With Scissors President, Vince Desi: “We will let you kill UB. He will appear as himself,… Continue Reading »

Uwe Boll is up to his old tricks again although, technically, this is a new trick. The oft-maligned director of terrible video game films has actually procured the rights to a game that isn’t out yet: PC action-RPG Legend: Hand of God. The game is due for a 2008 release,… Continue Reading »