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The latest Japanese dating-sim (aka bishoujo or hentai) game to be released by G-Collections is Amorous Professor Cherry. Available for PC CD/DVD (Windows 98, Me, 2000, XP, Vista; $39.95), the sexy sim includes English text with Japanese voiceovers so you get to enjoy the essence of the acting while being able to understand what the heck they are saying.

What they are doing, however, is graphically clear in any language.

In the game you are a young school boy named Kouta who has a crush on his appropriately-named and uber busty teacher…

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Check out the gallery: Amorous Professor Cherry screen shots

It has always been challenging for parents to control the outside influences that might be warping the minds of their children. The game industry is no exception as media, parents and even the United States Senate have blacklisted a number of game titles over the years.

None of this has however stopped most children from getting their hands on the latest shooter or GTA style game as there are a number of outside sources for kids to test drive adult oriented games.

To better educate parents, the US non-partisan research and information group, National Institute on Media and the Family, has released its 12th Annual Media Wise Video Game Report Card, focusing on efforts to educate parents and retailers about M rated games, and why kids shouldn’t be playing them.

The top ten games that made their “Naughty” list this year are:

1. Assassin’s Creed
2. Call of Duty 4
3. Conan
4. The Darkness
5. Jericho
6. Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
7. Manhunt 2
8. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles
9. Stranglehold
10. Time Shift

It should be noted, that some of the games on this list haven’t exactly flown off of store shelves nor received strong reviews, save for a few.

What made the group’s “Nice” list though are:

1. FIFA Soccer 08
2. Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
3. Hannah Montana: Spotlight World Tour
4. Madden NFL 08
5. Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
6. Need for Speed Pro Street
7. The Sims 2: Castaway
8. Super Mario Bros 3
9. Super Mario Galaxy
10. Viva Piñata

I guess it is a good thing that, apart from a few exceptions, this list doesn’t have much of an impact on the majority of us gamers. Otherwise, the industry might have floundered years ago.

Read [The Blog Guardian] Also Read [Media Wise]

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Naughty productions featuring nudity and sex have helped to drive various industries, including printed books and home video. Yep, you can thank that the porn industry for helping spawn and evolve the development of various video formats that ultimately put that shiny My Little Pony DVD collection on your shelf (soon in HD, I’m sure).

With a polite nod to naughty nostalgia, Kotaku takes a look back at the earliest days of home videogames, featuring those 8-bit beauties on the Atari 2600.

Some of the most infamous were created by Mystique, which later sold the rights of its three games to Playground. Of the three, Custer’s Revenge (1992) may be the most famous with a rather happy, pants-less pixelated cowboy looking for something other than a horse to mount. The other two games were Bachelor Party, a poor excuse for a Breakout clone, and Beat ‘Em and Eat ‘Em, playing much like Kaboom! but with very different bombs.

These games were more silly than sexy, proving that vulgarity is in the eye of the gamer and can involve a lot of imagination. Still, it was enough for various groups to protest. When Playground took over the games, they repackaged the three games, produced a few more and sold two games per box as “double-ender” cartridges, a pretty unique format that some collector’s still appreciate. Of course, Playground’s new games had even worse graphics than Mystique’s, so only six carts (12 games) were released.

The Kataku post is a nice nostalgic look at those naughty 8-bits, pointing out the graphic details in Beat ‘Em that were pretty advanced for the time and reminding us of how naughty even the game manuals can be:

With the power shut off, gently insert your Mystique video game cartridge into your Atari 2600 Video Computer System in the same manner as you would with any compatible game cartridge. Turning the switch “on” will activate the “foreplay” mode. This is very similar to the “attract” mode seen on many arcade games.

Oh, so very, er, naughty?The very joystick that came with the system was naughtier than these games. A post at FlowTV also reminds us that Universal Gamex also tried to get in on the pr0n with its single game, X-Man (1983). The maze game’s money shot was a larger pixelated image on the screen that was meant to offer more detail yet was still as silly as the Custer and his l’il Custer.

In the ‘80s my friends where emailing each other ASCII text calendar pages of naked ladies (and yes, it took hows to get the file on our 400 baud telephone handset coupler modems - yeah, I still have mine in the original box). Once you got it printed on the dot-matrix printer, you had to stand back 10 feet and squint at 8 printed pages just to make it seem like you actually saw some naughty bits. Games and porn have certainly gone from titillation and “strip tease” to “here ya go, there it all is” thanks to inexpensive home video equipment, super powered graphics engines and the internet.

Read [FlowTV] Also Read [Atari Age] Via [Kotaku]

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