Gamertell

I would bet an extra-thick milk shake that everyone loves the internet because, for once, everything seems to just come to you instead of requiring a step into the damp, unforgiving wilderness of human civilization for new information on anything.  Before I further betray my distaste for radio, behold the fruits of this internet: magazine scans of hot, shiny, barely legal games baring all!

Gamepro got one of the hottest exclusives of all summer in it’s July 2007 issue: Halo 3 info that can’t even be extracted from the beta’s data stream.  Much of this information is familiar and old for anyone enjoying the beta, but some new tasty bits are revealed, such as customizable armor for players to strut in over Xbox Live, the skinny on the new Brute Chopper and some neat details on some new maps (and a couple remakes).

Radar Jammer, because the fourth wall is only fun when it’s broken

New map Shrine, apparently a huge open desert.  Perfect for vehicles and headshots.

New map Epitaph.  Confusion and vulnerability from every angle?  I’m so there.

Some fresh chest and helmet options, for the fashion concious Spartan.

I’m reminded of Storm Troopers from Star Wars here.

Just as anyone might expect, something this hot (and easily scanned) won’t stay on paper pages for long.  At first, it was all uploaded to an image share and posted on Gamefaqs.  Unfortunately, it looked as if those versions were taken from a digital camera pointed down into the providers lap and are as such very glary and blurry.  Luckily we dug up some sharper scans that leave little to the imagination.  If you want it even sharper, however, just have to go out and by the magazine.

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