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We’ve all wanted to kill Uwe Boll, right? Or at the very least severely hurt him. Well gamers, rejoice - Uwe Boll will be appearing in the game Postal 3 and, according to Running With Scissors President, Vince Desi: “We will let you kill UB. He will appear as himself, on a film location.”

Postal 3 is expected to be released late 2008 for Xbox 360 and PCs and, as usual, carry at least the Mature rating. In this round of gruesome street killing, the first-person shooter is expected to let gamers flip to a third-person view. Don’t worry, it will remain as obnoxiously bloody and packed with sexy ladies and famous faces as the previous two games.

Considering that this director, who brought to the big screen such classic films as House of the Dead, BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark, is a renowned bane to both the cinema and gaming industries simultaneously. No one can blame gamers for wanting revenge. After all it seems that a boxing match proved that even the much feared movie critics aren’t up for the job. 

Uwe Boll, or “Raging Boll” to some, will be featured as an in-game character shooting a virtual film. Given the history of Running With Scissors’ Postal it’s a safe bet that you’ll be able to do all sorts of horrible things to him.

For Uwe Boll’s sake, let’s hope that video games don’t work like voodoo dolls.

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